There's a total of 58 Steam
achievements to earn in My Summer Car. These achievements are separated into three categories, as apparent by their icons: permadeath only achievements, non-permadeath achievements, and computer game achievements. Steam achievements can only be unlocked once per account and cannot be re-unlocked.
Achievement list Edit
Drive 100 kilometres with Satsuma.
100 km driven with Satsuma.
Drive 1000 kilometres with Satsuma.
1000 km driven with Satsuma.
A cure for illness Edit
Beat the final level of Rapula.
A cure for illness
You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.
A true hillbilly Edit
Visit Teimo's Shop with the tractor.
A true hillbilly
Shopping groceries with style!
Aiming like a pro Edit
Score 34 or more points in Sormileikki.
Aiming like a pro
Maybe find a woman next time.
Break the shop glass (the one with no shelves behind it). Has to be done while the store is open.
An idiot is definition of you.
And it is gone! Edit
Die with permadeath active.
And it is gone!
Say goodbye to your saves.
Can't stop smoking now... Edit
Smoke 60-100 cigarettes.
Can't stop smoking now...
You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
Case solved Edit
Drink all 24 bottles of beer from one case.
24 bottles of beer consumed!
Catch the UKK fish in Fishgame.
You caught the rarest fish in the pond.
Dakar rally Edit
Piss in the radiator. Both the stock and racing radiator are accepted. The radiator needs to be empty, or not completely full. An easy way to empty it is to take the lower radiator hose off, so that the coolant diminishes. After that take the radiator cap off, drink until the urine bar is high, aim right and watch for the white filling bar to appear. Once it does, the achievement will be unlocked. This can actually take a few tries as the hole to pee in is rather small.
You just keep on going.
Darwin Award Edit
Take a breathalyser test at a police checkpoint with a blood-alcohol level of 3.5‰ or more.
Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Don't answer that call Edit
Get killed by answering the phone during a thunderstorm.
Don't answer that call
Thunder called you and you got killed.
Feel alive Edit
Give Pena the finger while he's giving the player character a lift on a straight part of the dirt roads.
Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Finnish sisu! Edit
Finish the rally with at least one missing wheel and its suspension.
Finish rally with major suspension damage.
Finnish Summer Edit
Go to the cottage, heat up the sauna and throw water on to rocks.
This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Finnish wedding Edit
Drink a lot of alcohol.
Your traditional wedding condition.
First loser Edit
Finish the rally in 2nd.
Coming second is just a first loser.
Flying Finn Edit
Finish the rally in 1st.
Top breed of racing drivers.
Full of crap Edit
Fill the septic lorry up to its max capacity (10,000 litres). Just over four septic tanks must be emptied to get all of the 10,000 litres. One septic tank amounts to ~2,300/2,400 litres.
Full of crap
10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Full stash Edit
Beat Ojasta Alkoon.
Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.
Gauntlet survivor Edit
Beat the 20th level of Run the Gauntlet.
Note: This achievement is currently unattainable.
Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.
Golden steam Edit
Pee on the sauna stove until it steams, lovely.
Enjoy the smell.
Grand Theft Teimo Edit
Break the window at Teimo's Shop at night.
Grand Theft Teimo
You little punk!
Greased rust Edit
Finish a drag race at the airfield in under 17 seconds. The achievement unlocks as soon as the car hits the finish line, so going to the tent to check the time is unnecessary.
Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
Grill master Edit
Serve 20 customers correctly in Grillisimulaattori.
Note: The game must be deliberately failed after the 20 correct servings.
Serve at least 20 dish.
Hannes Kolehmainen Edit
Finish the rally on foot. Note: If any object is held in hand during the race; the achievement won't trigger. Place beer cases, food, etc. along the road prior to starting the rally.
Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.
I am coward Edit
Start the game with permadeath turned OFF.
I am coward
No permanent death for you.
I am Santa Claus Edit
Collect all 20 presents from the fourth level of Joulupukin Joulustressi.
I am Santa Claus
Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.
Successfully start the Satsuma for the first time.
Your car actually started, good job!
Win the maximum prize from a slot machine.
Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Drive the moped to Teimo's Shop and exit the vehicle. Alternatively, the moped can be transported to the store in the Satsuma, Ferndale, Gifu, Kekmet, or even the boat. Be careful when placing the moped inside the Satsuma.
You are real Finnish Jonne.
Magic portal Edit
Drink so much alcohol that the player character passes out. (about 1½ beer cases at once or several vodka shots at Pub Nappo/ vodka bottle from the barn and a couple of beers). Once the character passes out, he will wake up with a bad hangover in the form of shakes and wake up somewhere near the property. Keep in mind that passing out in the middle of the day will probably cause the character to wake up in the middle of the night around the Kesselinperä area and will give a hard time getting home in the dark.
Somehow you don't remember anything.
Methanol Man Edit
Get the blindness effect from drinking a bottle of spirit at Jokke's new house while the "party" is going on. The blindness effect has a random chance of happening, and it will occur about a minute after the player has woken up.
You gained a new super power: Blindness!
Money well spent Edit
Fail the car inspection.
Money well spent
Better luck next time.
Mr. Kilju Edit
Successfully sell kilju to the drunk guy. For the best kilju, use 1 pack of yeast and 6 packs of sugar.
Good batch of commercial deer piss.
My finger slipped Edit
Catch the flasher with a reaction time of 0.12 seconds or less in Wild Vest. The achievement can be brute-forced by continuously failing the game by pressing the space bar right after the game starts, relying on the flasher to open his coat at the same time as the space bar is pressed.
My finger slipped
Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.
Party time Edit
Drink a bottle of hard liquor. One can be found in the barn, near the ax.
Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Philosophy Master Edit
Achieve the banker rank in Filosofiapeli.
Sometimes being a banker is enough.
Install the pink plush dashboard cover.
That really does it.
Poor people go away Edit
Spend over 2,000 mk in the shop. This one is easily achievable after getting "An idiot" (break the shop glass).
Poor people go away
A real money man.
Proud to be mortal Edit
Start the game with permadeath turned ON.
Proud to be mortal
When I die, I die for good
Beat the final boss of Massacre and escape successfully.
Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.
Responsible citizen Edit
Pass the car inspection.
You got your car through inspection.
Rusting fast Edit
Reach 200 km/h in a modified Satsuma, all of the engine upgrades and longer gear ratios are required.
Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Seek and you shall find Edit
Finish the game by finding "the truth" in World's Man.
Seek and you shall find
Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.
Sliding Swede Edit
Finish the rally in 3rd.
Coming after Flying Finns!
Smoking kills Edit
Smoke a cigarette while refuelling a car/ jerry can (gasoline only).
Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Thank you government Edit
Get a ticket from the police.
Thank you government
Crime is for poor people only.
Total idiot & full idiot Edit
Give Pena the finger while he's giving the player character a lift.
Total idiot & full idiot
Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Ultimate survivor Edit
Make the player character drink his own urine; start peeing and look directly up.
Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Waving for victory Edit
Beat the Johnny F. Kemedy Racing Challenge.
Waving for victory
They failed to stop Johnny.
Welcome to Finland Edit
Get the sauna working. Twist both bottom dials, wait for the "temperature" to rise, pour water on the stove. Relax in the steamy goodness. Can also be done in the cottage.
Welcome to Finland
You just experienced a Sauna.
Working man's Saturday Edit
Drink the liquor from the barn or any bottle of hard liquor (has to be a bottle, shots will not get you the achievement), or do the vandalism job on a Saturday.
Working man's Saturday
Time to relax.
Wow, look at that Chopin there Edit
Play the first 13 notes of correctly in a sequence, the notes are as follows: C C C E D D D F E E D D C
Wow, look at that Chopin there
Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Yeast festival Edit
Drink a canister of kilju.
Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
You are the wall Edit
Beat the final boss of Pasi Invaders.
You are the wall
You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.
You have a new friend! Edit
Successfully pick up and drop off the drunk lifter from the pub. He can be picked up with the Satsuma, the van, or the muscle car. Exit right onto the highway, then take the second exit onto the dirt roads. Continue straight until a grey house is reached and the hitchhiker makes a comment (the house is on the right hand side of the road, right after the railroad tracks when driving towards home from Loppe). Be aware that he can be knocked out by pushing him, going near him etc. Once he is knocked out he can't be dropped off. Also watch out for moose when driving at night (watch the signs), they cross the roads and a direct high speed collision with one will lead to certain death.
You have a new friend!
He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
↑ Might work with other covers, but the pink plush has been confirmed.