There's a total of 58 Steam achievements to earn in My Summer Car. These achievements are separated into three categories, as apparent by their icons: permadeath only achievements, non-permadeath achievements, and computer game achievements. Steam achievements can only be unlocked once per account and cannot be re-unlocked.

Achievement listEdit

100 kmEdit

Drive 100 kilometres with Satsuma.
Immortal achievement 100 km
100 km driven with Satsuma.

1000 kmEdit

Drive 1000 kilometres with Satsuma.
Immortal achievement 1000 km
1000 km driven with Satsuma.

A cure for illnessEdit

Beat the final level of Rapula.
Game achievement A cure for illness
You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

A true hillbillyEdit

Visit Teimo's Shop with the tractor.
Immortal achievement A true hillbilly
Shopping groceries with style!

Aiming like a proEdit

Score 34 or more points in Sormileikki.
Game achievement Aiming like a pro
Maybe find a woman next time.

An idiotEdit

Break the shop glass (the one with no shelves behind it). Has to be done while the store is open.
Immortal achievement An idiot
An idiot is definition of you.

And it is gone!Edit

Die with permadeath active.
Mortal achievement And it is gone!
Say goodbye to your saves.

Can't stop smoking now...Edit

Smoke 60-100 cigarettes.
Mortal achievement Can't stop smoking now...
You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Case solvedEdit

Drink all 24 bottles of beer from one case.
Immortal achievement Case solved
24 bottles of beer consumed!


Catch the UKK fish in Fishgame.
Game achievement Catch-A-Fish
You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Dakar rallyEdit

Piss in the radiator. Both the stock and racing radiator are accepted. The radiator needs to be empty, or not completely full. An easy way to empty it is to take the lower radiator hose off, so that the coolant diminishes. After that take the radiator cap off, drink until the urine bar is high, aim right and watch for the white filling bar to appear. Once it does, the achievement will be unlocked. This can actually take a few tries as the hole to pee in is rather small.
Immortal achievement Dakar rally
You just keep on going.

Darwin AwardEdit

Take a breathalyser test at a police checkpoint with a blood-alcohol level of 3.5‰ or more.
Immortal achievement Darwin Award
Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Don't answer that callEdit

Get killed by answering the phone during a thunderstorm.
Immortal achievement Don't answer that call
Thunder called you and you got killed.

Feel aliveEdit

Give Pena the finger while he's giving the player character a lift on a straight part of the dirt roads.
Mortal achievement Feel alive
Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!Edit

Finish the rally with at least one missing wheel and its suspension.
Immortal achievement Finnish sisu!
Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Finnish SummerEdit

Go to the cottage, heat up the sauna and throw water on to rocks.
Immortal achievement Finnish Summer
This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Finnish weddingEdit

Drink a lot of alcohol.
Immortal achievement Finnish wedding
Your traditional wedding condition.

First loserEdit

Finish the rally in 2nd.
Mortal achievement First loser
Coming second is just a first loser.

Flying FinnEdit

Finish the rally in 1st.
Mortal achievement Flying Finn
Top breed of racing drivers.

Full of crapEdit

Fill the septic lorry up to its max capacity (10,000 litres). Just over four septic tanks must be emptied to get all of the 10,000 litres. One septic tank amounts to ~2,300/2,400 litres.
Immortal achievement Full of crap
10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Full stashEdit

Beat Ojasta Alkoon.
Game achievement Full stash
Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

Gauntlet survivorEdit

Beat the 20th level of Run the Gauntlet.
Note: This achievement is currently unattainable.
Game achievement Gauntlet survivor
Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Golden steamEdit

Pee on the sauna stove until it steams, lovely.
Immortal achievement Golden steam
Enjoy the smell.

Grand Theft TeimoEdit

Break the window at Teimo's Shop at night.
Immortal achievement Grand Theft Teimo
You little punk!

Greased rustEdit

Finish a drag race at the airfield in under 17 seconds. The achievement unlocks as soon as the car hits the finish line, so going to the tent to check the time is unnecessary.
Immortal achievement Greased rust
Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Grill masterEdit

Serve 20 customers correctly in Grillisimulaattori.
Note: The game must be deliberately failed after the 20 correct servings.
Game achievement Grill master
Serve at least 20 dish.

Hannes KolehmainenEdit

Finish the rally on foot.
Note: If any object is held in hand during the race; the achievement won't trigger. Place beer cases, food, etc. along the road prior to starting the rally.
Mortal achievement Hannes Kolehmainen
Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

I am cowardEdit

Start the game with permadeath turned OFF.
Immortal achievement I am coward
No permanent death for you.

I am Santa ClausEdit

Collect all 20 presents from the fourth level of Joulupukin Joulustressi.
Game achievement I am Santa Claus
Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

It runs!Edit

Successfully start the Satsuma for the first time.
Immortal achievement It runs!
Your car actually started, good job!


Win the maximum prize from a slot machine.
Immortal achievement Jackpot!
Maybe you should do Lotto too?


Drive the moped to Teimo's Shop and exit the vehicle. Alternatively, the moped can be transported to the store in the Satsuma, Ferndale, Gifu, Kekmet, or even the boat. Be careful when placing the moped inside the Satsuma.
Immortal achievement Jonne!
You are real Finnish Jonne.

Magic portalEdit

Drink so much alcohol that the player character passes out. (about 1½ beer cases at once or several vodka shots at Pub Nappo/vodka bottle from the barn and a couple of beers). Once the character passes out, he will wake up with a bad hangover in the form of shakes and wake up somewhere near the property. Keep in mind that passing out in the middle of the day will probably cause the character to wake up in the middle of the night around the Kesselinperä area and will give a hard time getting home in the dark.
Immortal achievement Magic portal
Somehow you don't remember anything.

Methanol ManEdit

Get the blindness effect from drinking a bottle of spirit at Jokke's new house while the "party" is going on. The blindness effect has a random chance of happening, and it will occur about a minute after the player has woken up.
Immortal achievement Methanol Man
You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Money well spentEdit

Fail the car inspection.
Immortal achievement Money well spent
Better luck next time.

Mr. KiljuEdit

Successfully sell kilju to the drunk guy. For the best kilju, use 1 pack of yeast and 6 packs of sugar.
Immortal achievement Mr. Kilju
Good batch of commercial deer piss.

My finger slippedEdit

Catch the flasher with a reaction time of 0.12 seconds or less in Wild Vest. The achievement can be brute-forced by continuously failing the game by pressing the space bar right after the game starts, relying on the flasher to open his coat at the same time as the space bar is pressed.
Game achievement My finger slipped
Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

Party timeEdit

Drink a bottle of hard liquor. One can be found in the barn, near the ax.
Immortal achievement Party time
Bottle of booze drank quickly.

Philosophy MasterEdit

Achieve the banker rank in Filosofiapeli.
Game achievement Philosophy Master
Sometimes being a banker is enough.


Install the pink plush dashboard cover.[1]
Immortal achievement Pimped!
That really does it.

Poor people go awayEdit

Spend over 2,000 mk in the shop. This one is easily achievable after getting "An idiot" (break the shop glass).
Immortal achievement Poor people go away
A real money man.

Proud to be mortalEdit

Start the game with permadeath turned ON.
Mortal achievement Proud to be mortal
When I die, I die for good


Beat the final boss of Massacre and escape successfully.
Game achievement PTSD
Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Responsible citizenEdit

Pass the car inspection.
Immortal achievement Responsible citizen
You got your car through inspection.

Rusting fastEdit

Reach 200 km/h in a modified Satsuma, all of the engine upgrades and longer gear ratios are required.
Mortal achievement Rusting fast
Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Seek and you shall findEdit

Finish the game by finding "the truth" in World's Man.
Game achievement Seek and you shall find
Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Sliding SwedeEdit

Finish the rally in 3rd.
Mortal achievement Sliding Swede
Coming after Flying Finns!

Smoking killsEdit

Smoke a cigarette while refuelling a car/jerry can (gasoline only).
Immortal achievement Smoking kills
Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Thank you governmentEdit

Get a ticket from the police.
Mortal achievement Thank you government
Crime is for poor people only.

Total idiot & full idiotEdit

Give Pena the finger while he's giving the player character a lift.
Mortal achievement Total idiot & full idiot
Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Ultimate survivorEdit

Make the player character drink his own urine; start peeing and look directly up.
Immortal achievement Ultimate survivor
Drinking your own piss like a pro.

Waving for victoryEdit

Beat the Johnny F. Kemedy Racing Challenge.
Game achievement Waving for victory
They failed to stop Johnny.

Welcome to FinlandEdit

Get the sauna working. Twist both bottom dials, wait for the "temperature" to rise, pour water on the stove. Relax in the steamy goodness. Can also be done in the cottage.
Immortal achievement Welcome to Finland
You just experienced a Sauna.

Working man's SaturdayEdit

Drink the liquor from the barn or any bottle of hard liquor (has to be a bottle, shots will not get you the achievement), or do the vandalism job on a Saturday.
Immortal achievement Working man's Saturday
Time to relax.

Wow, look at that Chopin thereEdit

Play the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa correctly in a sequence, the notes are as follows: C C C E D D D F E E D D C
Game achievement Wow, look at that Chopin there
Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

Yeast festivalEdit

Drink a canister of kilju.
Immortal achievement Yeast festival
Enjoy your home brew... delicious.

You are the wallEdit

Beat the final boss of Pasi Invaders.
Game achievement You are the wall
You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

You have a new friend!Edit

Successfully pick up and drop off the drunk lifter from the pub. He can be picked up with the Satsuma, the van, or the muscle car. Exit right onto the highway, then take the second exit onto the dirt roads. Continue straight until a grey house is reached and the hitchhiker makes a comment (the house is on the right hand side of the road, right after the railroad tracks when driving towards home from Loppe). Be aware that he can be knocked out by pushing him, going near him etc. Once he is knocked out he can't be dropped off. Also watch out for moose when driving at night (watch the signs), they cross the roads and a direct high speed collision with one will lead to certain death.
Immortal achievement You have a new friend!
He is drunk, so he must be a friend.


  1. Might work with other covers, but the pink plush has been confirmed.