- WARNING: This entire page contains huge spoilers... obviously
- NOTE: The end of the game will end the story of the game, but the game can still be played after this with no issues
The following soft prerequisites are recommended to play through the story:
- Built a mostly working Satsuma
- Own, or have enough money to buy, two full Beer cases
- Be able to keep up with Jani while racing him around the highway
- Satsuma can drive at the highway speed limit for a fair period of time without exploding
- A general knowledge of the map, specifically how to get to the Dance Pavilion and Ski hill
Suski[]
Suski is Jani's girlfriend. She can sometimes be found in his car and, during this time, having a race with Jani may lead him to crash and die while Suski survives unharmed. She will then want to go somewhere safe; the player's house is such a place and she can be dropped off to rest in the player's parents' room, or the player's room. When the player next sleeps, she will leave a note thanking the player for their help. At this point, Suski, possibly on the rebound, suddenly takes an interest in the player and will allow the player to take her on a date.
Dating[]
For the best results, take at least two full crates of beer; both Booze and beer is even better.
When the date begins, she will get inside the player's car and want the player to drive her around. She doesn't like going too fast and will like or dislike certain parts of the car's modifications (a list can be found on Suski's wiki page). Suski will want the player to take her to either the dance pavilion or ski ramps after a period of time.
After dropping her off and talking with her, she will begin to drink the beer and get the player to do the same. Keep drinking until you pass out.
Pregnancy[]
After a period of time (2h 30m in-game time), Suski will call the player. She will tell him that she is pregnant and he must take responsibility for that. The player passes out and wakes up driving the Satsuma with her in the back seat.