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This article is about the man who buys kilju. For the man who hangs out at the pub, see Simppa & Jokke.
A transcript page for this article can be found here.

Drunk guy's house

Jouko's drop-off point.

Jouko "Jokke" Ollevi (a.k.a the drunk guy or drunkman) is the person that may call the player at night (02:00) to take him from the pub and drive him to his home. He will pay the player between 50 mk to 3,000 mk at the goal. His house is located on the eastern side of the map, between Loppe and the firewood man's house. It is possible to pick him up with the Satsuma, Hayosiko, Ferndale, and Ruscko.

He can be knocked down if the player walks into him, and his limbs (legs, torso, arms, etc.) can be moved by clicking and dragging, just like Jani, Petteri, or other NPCs when knocked out. You will get arrested for 10 days if you knock him out after he gets out of your car when you drive him to his home.

Kilju[]

Main article: Brewing and delivering kilju

Jouko also buys kilju from the player at various rates depending on the quality of the stuff. The player can sell him the kilju from 06:00 to 22:00 daily. The highest sum for a single container is 170 mk. As it takes a few days for the fermentation process to happen, and one full batch being enough to fill 20 juice canisters, the most cash that can be made off him in one go is 3,400 mk.

Exploiting him by selling kilju bottles filled with water after giving him one bottle filled with good kilju will result in him calling the player, saying that he knows he's been swindled. This will cause Jouko to slash the Satsuma's tires and "slash" (unbolt) the brake linings, which then need to be replaced and bolted back in. This can be done by taking the tires to Fleetari's repair shop and selecting a set of tires.

Do not leave the bucket full of kilju at his place. He will drink the kilju and leave the bucket empty without paying.

In the 02.12.23 update the player is required to drink along when selling kilju

Story[]


Jouko seems to be lonely and depressed, and the player is very likely his only friend, which is why the player's actions can affect how Jouko will end up. He tells the player a lot of things about his life when driving him home from the pub. According to Jouko, his wife wants a divorce now after they've been married for 30 years. She is tired of him since he is always drunk, and now she wants to find a new man. When the player drives Jouko home from the pub for the fifth time, he will tell something that can change his life completely. Jouko reveals that he found his wife's lottery ticket and noticed that all the numbers were matching. His wife wasn't home at that night so he didn't tell her anything about it and redeemed the jackpot for himself. He decided to put the money in a suitcase and hide it far away from his house, so his wife would never find out.

Good ending[]


After the fifth trip from the pub (when Jouko tells the player about his suitcase) if the player decides to not take the money, his wife will move out and Jouko will move into an apartment in Peräjärvi. Jouko will need help moving his furniture from his old house to his new apartment, and will pay the player an amount between 4000-6000mk. Kilju can still be sold to him, but he will stop calling the player to drive him from the pub.

Bad ending[]


After the fifth trip from the pub (when Jouko tells the player about his suitcase), if the player decides to take the money, Jouko will attack the player with an ax when they wake up after sleeping for the first time. Jouko will attempt to kill the player, while the player can knock Jouko unconscious. After Jouko has attacked the player, he will vanish. A note will appear on the door of his old house held by an ax; it is a note saying that it was his fault, he lost it all, and that everyone will have it easier now. Jouko kills himself by hanging at the bridge on the highway.

Quotes[]

Main article: Jouko/Transcript
  • "Good evening! Thank you for coming!"
  • "Here is a small compensation for your troubles."
  • "My wife is going to move to Vaasa and get herself a finnswede man. Those are so clean and sober! 30 years of marriage down the drain."
  • "One of these days I will run to the rail tracks and shout: Blow that whistle and run over me, sucker!"

Phone quotes:

  • "I tried to call everybody. Please can you pick me up from the Pub and drive me home?"
  • "You have sold me shit, you little bastard! Smell pussy!"

Kilju quotes:

"Let's see how good sugar wine this is..."
"Very good sugar wine! I love this, strong as hell! I pay well for this."
"I taste little bit yeast in this..."
"This tastes like water and piss, I want alcohol, not this mess..."
"Go on! Drink!"

Trivia[]

  • His surname was first revealed when looking at the mailbox near his house.
  • His name and nickname may be a reference to Jouko Ahola.
  • After Jouko attempts to murder the player, the door in the player's bedroom will still be opened when the player wakes up from his bed, even though Jouko has already committed suicide. This is most likely an oversight by the developer.
  • Jouko's voice used to sound less tired and raspy. The things he said tended to sound funner than they do now. It was changed in 2017.
  • Jouko's character was based on three different people coming from Rojola's life. He stated this during one of his live streams.
    • One of them was a man called "Rake" who was boozing on kilju.
    • The other man was a local drunkard who won the lottery & drank all of his winnings until he died.
    • The third man committed suicide by hanging himself off a bridge.
  • Jouko seems to think that the train blows the whistle to annoy him, but as his house is located by a level crossing, it is normal procedure for a train driver to blow the whistle when approaching a crossing to warn potential traffic.
  • Parts of Jouko's model has been reused on many characters, those in particular include many of the septic tank owners, a placeholder before Pena was added as the Fittan driver, and some of the race organizers.
  • In the radio poem show Kansanrunot, one poem is about a man wanting to win a 'lottery of love' and get married to Irma. This is an obvious reference to Jouko, since he also won the lottery and is married to a woman, which he has an unhappy relationship with. However, Irma is the name of Teimo's wife.
  • If the car shakes violently while the player is driving him home from the pub, Jouko will vomit and immediately apologize.
  • Jokke will move a little when he snores while he is knocked out.

Changes[]

Update Changes
2021
7 July
2021
• Jokke might not just slash your tires anymore.
2023
3 December
2023
• Player must drink along with Jokke when selling kilju.

See also[]

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