Petteri

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Petteri
Release date	4 September 2017
Location	• Outside Teimo's Shop • Driving around the highway periodically • At the dance pavilion on Saturday nights
Gender	Male
Features	• Can be raced around the highway • Sells booze on Saturday nights
Voice acted?	Yes
Killable?	Yes

Petteri is the driver of the Svoboda outside of Teimo's Shop in Peräjärvi. He wears a blue shirt with the text "VIIVALLE? JA JÄÄ.", a red Amis Auto cap, blue track pants with a white stripe and grey sneakers. He will periodically take his car for a spin on the highway along with Jani, and drives to the dance pavilion every Saturday night.

The player can purchase a bottle of booze from him while he is present at the dance pavilion. The initial price of the bottle is 1,000 mk, but it can be haggled down to 600 by pressing the speech key near him (default K). The price gets lowered in increments: 900, 850, 750, and finally 600. Trying to go any lower than 600 will cause him to refuse the offer and insult the player.

A box containing booze bottles can be found on the backseat of Petteri's car. Multiple bottles can be taken out of it by pressing F while looking at the box, and any bottles that are taken out will remain in the game world when saving the game. The box can only be interacted with if Petteri is dead.

Quotes

Main article: Petteri/Transcript

• "Hello hello! How's it hanging?"
• "What a fuck are you, a fly catcher?"
• "Enjoying your diluted piss much?"
• "You cheapo, this shit is not free. Please jump into crap well and drown yourself."

Trivia

• If the player gets close enough and attempts to punch him, he will punch back and knock the player out.
• Petteri is based on NPH95, a beta tester of My Summer Car.
• He is often referred to as Teimo's son.