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The sewage guy is a character who watches over the wastewater treatment plant. He seems to be slightly deranged, possibly due to the constant close proximity to human waste. He wears a white undershirt, a green necktie, grey pyjama bottoms, and has a pair of stylish glasses perched on top of his half-bald head.
The sewage dumping costs cannot be paid on the cash register while the man is speaking. To minimise annoyance, spam the cash register when he starts talking to ensure that the payment will happen as soon as he has finished.
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- "Hello there."
- "And so it seems you have a full load of shit... shit, shit, shit..."
- "Every single day full of shit."
- "If shit were gold, I would be a rich man. But it is not. Heh heh."
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