The theatre is a small stage where three people are performing some sort of play. There are three actors: the police officer, the fake president, and the real president.
The stage is located by the Peräjärvi pier south of Teimo's shop; and features some furniture, the actors, and a house backdrop. The furniture can be pushed around by the actors and the player. In front of the stage are six rows of benches, where two spectators (Signe and Markku) can spawn during the play.
The actors appear and perform a play on Monday through Thursday at 16:00. The play lasts about 2 in-game hours, after which the actors walk behind the backdrop and disappear.
The three actors, from left to right: the policeman, the real president, and the fake president.
If the player tries to interrupt the play, the actors stop performing and one of them will tell the player to leave.
The theatre has existed in the game since at least 2017, but had remained disabled.
Transcript (outdated)[]
The dialogue between the characters can be found within the game files, and they total up to 4 minutes and 51 seconds of audio (2 minutes and 45 seconds for the police officer, and 2 minutes and 6 seconds for the president). An audio file in which one of the actors tells the player off for trying to ruin their play can also be found within the assets.
Subtitles can also be found for the actors' verbal exchange. They are as follows:
| Cop | Fake president |
|---|---|
| "The President of the Republic of Finland." | "I am president of Finland." |
| "I am police officer." | "There is first lady." |
| "I am here to check drunk state of potato president." | "So, this is the way I am a president all along." |
| "I know you are not coming from a jail." | "From the president jail, to here to countryside." |
| "Not like Alcatraz, but presidential jail." | "My drivers name is Cadet Tenho." |
| "I am police officer, after all." | "Yes?" |
| "Stop!" | "Of course not! I am a president." |
| "Mr. President." | "He? I haven't even heard about it." |
| "You can't go here." | "Escaped from zoo? I did not know that!" |
| "Because of my rights." | "My personal assistant is mr. Wood-Field-Forest." |
| "I cannot deliver you." | "Well after all, I am a president." |
| "In to jail." | "See, a birch. Flowery rose." |
| "Because." | "It is hard as a wet bedrock." |
| "Because you are... of Finland." | "Well I am a president." |
| "Stop!" | "The first lady is quite thin person." |
| "President." | "When president was a carpenter, wife was still young. So does the profession make us old." |
| "The first lady." | "Change is welcomed. I used to sit in jail all the time." |
| "It truly looks like." | "I was not in Alcatraz, but in presidential jail." |
| "That...'" | "So after all, I am a president." |
| "Looks like a bad shape to me." | "Listen, officer. I am a president." |
| "Finnish president of Zanzibar of Africa." | "I could fire you at any moment, officer." |
| "To the moment." | "I am a president, after all." |
| "You are." | "I am not drunk, and not in St Michel, I am here." |
| "Right here, right now." | "I haven't had a single drink." |
| "At this time." | "I am the president." |
| "About here." | "I am first president of Finland who has his pants upside down." |
| "For this." | "My watch shows the correct time of Finnish republic." |
| "I am a officer... ding dong." | |
| "I guarantee your safety." | |
| "No!" | |
| "That is not what I said." | |
| "Well I am just a human, as you can see." | |
| "I salute your wife, Mr. President." | |
| "Shall you invite me to party of castle?" | |
| "Party? I don't want to." | |
| "But, I do not accept." | |
| "You are drunk." |
Trivia[]
- The real president resembles a similar face to Unto.
- The dancing bus passenger can be seen in the stands.
- On the street sign is an arrow pointing to Helsinki, the capital of Finland and another pointing to the capital of the finnish region Lapland, Rovaniemi.
| Locations in My Summer Car | |
|---|---|
| Kesselinperä | Home • Toivo's house • Woodshed |
| Loppe | Fleetari Repair Shop • Abandoned farmhouse • River |
| Peräjärvi | Church • Construction site • Graveyard • Tohvakka's farm • Jouko's new house • Lindell inspection shop • Pub Nappo • School • Sportsfield • Suski's house • Teimo's house • Teimo's shop • Theatre • Wastewater treatment plant |
| Rykipohja | Airfield • Dirt track • Excavation site • Jail • Landfill site • Strawberry field |
| Other | Birdwatching tower • Cottage • Dance pavilion • Livaloinen's house • Grain processing plant • Island • Jouko's house • Kotimuoti Oy • Lake Peräjärvi • Northern lake • Police checkpoint • Radio mast • Sirkka's house • Ski hill • Ventti house |
| Outside the game map | Alivieska town • Enteistö • Laitesmaa • Lappeenpohja • Lappeenvesi • Lukka • Maankorpi • Niuva • Pohjanpolska • Raittimaa • Riuhkonperä • Tuosjärvi • Viehtimäki • Vuoksjärvi |
- The stage show plays on 8 minutes.